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Oct

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fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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Kidnapper:
Get in the fukin van
Me:
Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:
Wut
Me:
This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:
Wut
Me:
Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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bewbin:

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silly-puppy:

an underrated moment